There are some incredibly funny swimming quotes out there :-)
I'm enjoy swimming myself as often as I can and couldn't resist putting together a list of my best 20 quotes, sayings and proverbs.
Swimming can be used as an extremely powerful metaphor for life and all the terminology of water, flow and stream will just let your imagine begin to flow.
Enjoy!
"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock."
"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
"To have faith is to trust yourself to the water. When you swim you don't grab hold of the water, because if you do you will sink and drown. Instead you relax, and float."
"I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling."
"If you want to learn to swim jump into the water. On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you."
"Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air."
"The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it."
"We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes."
"Don't wait for your ship to come in - swim out to it."
"Poverty is uncomfortable; but nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young man is to be tossed overboard and compelled to sink or swim."
"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'"
"It's a good idea to begin at the bottom in everything except in learning to swim."
"If I were dropped out of a plane into the ocean and told the nearest land was a thousand miles away, I'd still swim. And I'd despise the one who gave up."
"It's been told that swimming is a wimp sport, but I don't see it. We don't get timeouts, in the middle of a race we can't stop and catch our breath, we can't roll on our stomachs and lie there, and we can't ask for a substitution."
"We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes."
"Nobel prize money is a life-belt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety."
"H2O: two parts Heart and one part Obsession."
"I'm not saying that everyone should swim with sharks, but sometimes you have to jump over your own shadow in order to learn something that you will never forget for the rest of your life. Then you know you can conquer your fears."
"Swimming: From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it."
"When the earth floods from global warming, the swimmers will rule the world."
"When left unattended, a swimmer will gravitate to the worst technique possible."
The first one, by Thomas Jefferson, is a personal favorite of mine. So elegantly, he manages to express two fundamental ways of acting in life.
If you have any more suggestions of swimming quotes that you think should be up here, just post a comment :-)
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